When the inevitable zombie-apocalypse begins, we’ll all need to decide whether we’ll want to belong to team-zombie or team-human. Here are five reasons why I’ll choose team-zombie. 1. Teamwork Zombies are great at teamwork. It’s their prime modus operandi. Without teamwork, Zombies are slow and practically defenceless against a well-armed human. But as a team, ZombiesContinue reading “5 Reasons Zombies Rock!”
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Life Should Have A Safeword Banana
I think life should have a safeword banana. What is a safeword? Well, this is what Wikipedia says: a safeword is a codeword or series of code words that are sometimes used in BDSM for a submissive (or “bottom”) to unambiguously communicate their physical or emotional state to a dominant (or “top”), typically when approaching, or crossing, aContinue reading “Life Should Have A Safeword Banana”
The day I saw the Queen
One day, a few years ago, I was walking home from work. I got to a set of lights and waited for them to change. They seemed to be taking a long time to change, but then I saw a police motorcycle pull up at the lights. You know, one of those fancy ones theyContinue reading “The day I saw the Queen”